Monday, December 3, 2018

The 2018 Interclassics Brussels: 70 Years Of Porsche And Car Sightseeing

International Curves
  There are only so many cars you can see in the outside world and at car meets. As for museums, you can hardly approach all of these magnificent moving works of art on display. However, a classic car show will most likely let you meet your "heroes" from close-up. This year's Interclassics at Brussels Expo was no exception and I think there's a high chance you'll also agree with me.

  In case you didn't know, Interclassics is Brussels' yearly classic car show, taking place at Brussels Expo, near the historic Atomium building. Dealerships and restorers who specialize in a wide array of classics can participate, so most of the rides there are for sale. Are you up to spending 50k for an original, unrestored FJ40 Landcruiser? How about a chewing-gum cheap 300SL Roadster for a cool 1,3 million Euros? Whatever your budget, if you want to buy a mostly overpriced oldie, this is the place to be.

Original Cali Speedster
 Of course, no car show is complete without a few themes on tap. Porsche's 70th Anniversary as well as 60 years since the historic Brussels Expo were this year's specials. The Expo stand showcased classics from '58, with everything from a majestic Oldsmobile 88 Fiesta wagon to an Alfa Guilietta Sprint. Nevertheless, the Porsche presence takes the cake, starting with an original 356 right by the entrance.


A Swedish "Gmund" Coupe 356
Porsche-Abarth  356 Carrera
  Originally sold in California, this red Speedster surely does make you dream, mostly because it is totally untouched since the day it was sold new. Having seen quite a few restored 356s, one that wears its battle scars with pride is a very rare sight. Add the black and yellow, period correct Cali plates to the mix and you get one of the most attractive 356's ever. I'll take a well preserved example over anyone with a nut and bolt restoration. In the next warehouse, you would find the Porsche stand with a few of the rarest and first cars the company ever built. There were two out of 52 356 "Gmund" coupes, the starting point of the company that we know and love today. They're quite special because of their aluminium construction, compared to the steel of the later ones. Gmund, Austria was the place the cars were built before proper production started at Zuffenhausen. Then, you had the Abarth Carrera, a redesigned 356 for racing purposes with the help of Carlo Abarth. Probably my favourite one of the bunch. Behind the Abarth was a 550 Spyder with period racing  pedigree, but it is a model remembered as James Dean's death bed. A few pre-A 356s were also sprinkled around the stand. Almost every single car on that platform had been raced during its heyday years, which adds a little spice to their story.

Pictures don't do the artwork justice
Incredible amount of detail
  In the art section, I discovered this unbelievable artist called Reginald Kruger. Owner of Reginald Art, Mr. Kruger will turn any of your car related dreams into reality by creating something between painting and photography. By taking thousands of pictures of your own car, as well as anything else you want to add (ex: your wife and kids, your county home, etc.), he can create your own "universe" in one single frame by using the magic of Photoshop. Furthermore, everything is printed by airbrush on brushed aluminium. The result is nothing short of stunning. The amount of detail is jaw-dropping, with every movement and little reflexion found on the car challenging you to say that it's a picture taken in one go. And the aluminium template, under the right light, offers color-shifting attributes to the elements. I was moving from left to right and it was as if I was seeing a real car under actual daylight. To be honest, I hadn't ever seen such a work of art. I really wish I could show you the effects at play, but for that you have to check out the paintings in real life. Reginald Art has a totally unique and extraordinary method of constructing your tailor made car world. (I'll put Mr. Kruger's contact details at the end of the article)


Anniversary stand across
this 930 Turbo
In conclusion, if you ever happen to visit Brussels in early-mid November, I highly recommend you stop-by Interclassics if you love classic rides. Also, reserve between four and eight hours of your day if you really want to geek about and take everything in. I was there for four hours and they were far from enough to enjoy all the cars in peace. Like in any other car show, you'll wish you could simply move your bed there, next to all these glorious automobiles and sit in every single one of them throughout the night, in "A Night at the Museum" style.

  You thought it was over, didn't you? Well, here our my personal favourites from the 2018 Interclassics. Or, in other words, if I had dressed up as a sheikh with a reasonable 5-10 million bucks to spend, here's what would I buy:

Lamborghini Centenario tractor, 1 of 5 ever
built for Ferrucio's birthday. OG  Lambo rat-rod,
but with no  V12. Close enough

Bugatti 57, one family since new!









Lamborghini Espada prototype
with a panoramic glass roof =
super sweet grand touring


Brushed aluminium body
with beautiful metal details











15 coat, pearl paintjob from
the factory
Lancia Flaminia Sport by Zagato

                                                                       








One out of 25 Lancia Hyena. Designed
by Zagato and with Intergrale running
gear, it should've been mass-produced 




A freakin' F40 with LM style O.Z.
wheels and front carbon splinter

                                       








                                                   
Stratos will always be impressive
and unique

Alpina 3.0 CSL "Batmobile"











Stunning roofline with aggressive
bodykit
Giuiletta Sprint Speciale certainly 
makes your heart race 
                                                   










A toy car idea turned into an actual
racecar (Lotus Eleven)

80's funkiness with the SZ












A Neretti II from 1970. Mexican built car
based on the Beetle with only 15 produced
Alfa 2600 Sprint by Bertone
                                           








Countach



Antwerp-made Minerva






A blue Caddy over a pink one, all day
every day

                                                   










Reginald Art contact details:

Name Reginald Kruger
E-mail: reginald@reginaldart.com
Phone: +31 (0)6 22 49 16 41
Website: www.reginaldart.com

Monday, November 12, 2018

Bitten By The Wankel Bug In An NSU Ro80

The face of the old future
  Everybody who knows the Wankel engine (pronounced "Vankel" 'cause German) probably pictures it inside a Mazda. But what if I told you that the Japanese weren't the pioneers of this concept. It was "ze Germanz". More specifically, it was Felix Wankel's pressure on his employer, NSU, to finance the rotary engine's development that made his idea come into fruition. The car we're looking at today is what I consider the "German Citroen DS". Why's that? Because, like the DS, the Ro is totally unique, filled with revolutionary design and engineering, far ahead of its time. This car is the NSU Ro80.

Europe's last Wankel
  Before we get crackin' with the Ro80's awesomeness, let's take a short detour around NSU's relationship with the Wankel engine. Back in '64, NSU, a company that was known for its motorbikes and small cars, released the Wankel Spider. It's the world's first ever rotary powered production car. In case you don't know what's so special about this motor, let me shed some light. It's a rounded triangle turning inside a lightly peanut shaped housing. So, instead of a piston going up and down, this triangle turns round and round. One assembly is called a "rotor". The more rotors you have, the larger the displacement, kinda but not exactly like a piston engine. A rotary engine will rev faster and with less vibration while carrying less than half the number of parts of a comparable piston engine. As a result, it is much lighter. It's the only alternative combustion engine that has ever been mass produced up until now. The Wankel Spider has a single rotor engine at the back, under the trunk. That plagued it with a few overheating issues since there was almost non-existent air intakes. This snowballed into multiple engine failures because of the apex seals disintegrating, causing the triangle to rub on the housing. It had been a hefty burden for NSU. But with innovation comes failure... which is then followed by its buddy, "learning from your mistakes". Nevertheless, NSU went up to bet everything on their last creation, their chef d'oeuvre that is the Ro80.

Enter the Ro, bro
  The NSU Ro80 was introduced in '67 as a competitor for the likes of companies such as BMW and Mercedes. It stayed in production 'till '77, when VW decided to pull the plug on NSU altogether. Originally, the plans were to build a car with 80 hp, costing 8,000 DM and weighing in at 800 kg, hence the "80" part. But, the development costs for an over-engineered, revolutionary machine were high, which is the reason why NSU raised the bar towards the executive car market. The car they came up with was a front-wheel-drive, four-door sedan with easily enough room for five. Back at a time when companies were still struggling with the concept of disc brakes, the Ro had them on all four corners. When the Americans would piss themselves in their land yachts when a wild corner appeared, the NSU was ahead of the game with its independent suspension all-round. Like the DS, instead of a manual or an automatic, the Ro came with a semi-automatic. Basically, it's a manual gearbox with a torque converter. It's quite cool cause you can change gear whenever you want, without worrying about any clutches. Then, you have quite a few cars in '67 where they didn't have power steering, but the Ro came with it as standard. Anyway, where all the fuss takes place is under the hood. Inside it you'll find NSU's 995cc, twin-rotor Wankel producing around 115hp. Because of this engine and the licencing the company sold to other car manufacturers like GM, Citroen, Mazda etc. thinking it was the future (maybe it is), it stayed in business until it was bought by VW in '69. And yes, they went bust because of today's car. But was it worth it? 

Inspiration for Audis to come
 The first time I ever saw an Ro80 in the flesh was only about a month back. We went with my friend Thierry to check out a few classic cars in Holland for his collection. The cars we would go inspect that Saturday were the Ro and a beautiful, red Citroen DS. We hit two birds with one stone by riding in two of the most revolutionary cars ever built, in one day. Somewhere in the boonies, there was this complex of warehouses and in one of them was the car. The Ro was sitting right by the entrance. Behind it, though, was a little surprise: a small collection of almost exclusively classic cars. Jackpot! There was a 50's Rolls Royce Silver Cloud, featuring a two tone gold-bordeau paint job. A little further back was a first-gen Chevrolet Corvette in the iconic white on red combo. On the right side of the warehouse was a black 911 Turbo (997), a Delorean, a Ferrari 308 GTS, a 2nd gen ZAZ Zaporozhets (no, it's not gibberish I just invented; this is the car's actual name) and an old Mini. Quite the variety, I have to say. The car marvelousness doesn't stop there. In the parking, there were two more cars I've never, ever seen in the outside world. A lifted, blue, Peugeot 505 wagon 4x4 was rotting away, with more holes than Yellowstone National Park. Next to it was the first car to ever come with a CVT (Constantly Variable Transmission): a DAF 55. Once upon a time, DAF, known mostly for its trucks, produced this subcompact series of cars. Their particularity was that they only had two gears, Drive and Reverse. I won't get into detail, but here's how a CVT works. The driveshaft sends power to two drums, each one equipped with a belt. The two belts are connected to two more drums, further back in the car. They are connected to the wheel mechanism and, depending on the speed the car is moving, the belts move laterally up and down the drum. Like that, the gearbox is constantly changing ratios. 

Twin rotors only little
longer than the oil filter
  Anyways, Thierry and I inspected the car's condition. It was in quite a good nick for a 40 year-old automobile, with very minimal rust, surprisingly. So, the next step was to drive it, which we obviously did. Fire-up the incredible, twin-rotor Wankel engine and you're greeted with a unique idle. It sounds a little like a two-stroke but much more refined and less noisy. If you didn't know anything about this car, you could even compare its idle to a period four-cylinder. One thing you have to always keep in mind with rotaries is to warm them up before giving them the beans. In this case, it's five minutes at max 4,000 rpm. After that, we had to get used to the gearbox. It does have a "Park" position and if you put it into gear it creeps like an automatic. First gear is a dog-leg and takes you from 0-50 kph. Second gear goes from 0-70 kph and third from 0-180 kph. But, you can still use it like a you'd use a manual, if you wanna make the best out of it. We took it out in an isolated, straight road, so we didn't manage to test its handling capabilities that it's known for. Nevertheless, the engine is buttery smooth in the way it delivers its power, with zero hiccups throughout the rev range.  Apparently, this car can go up to 8,000 rpm if you want and it's at the right temperature. I couldn't resist pushing it to 7k in second gear at some point. From the moment I sat in the driver's seat, I was determined to hear that twin-rotor sing.  It's a very unique and intoxicating sound. As you approach the redline, it's as if the the second rotor engages or something (which doesn't work like that but for explanation's sake) because the sound of the lower revs is multiplied. At least, it's the case in my ears. After watching an Ro80 exhaust video a few dozen times, I've finally decided: a Wankel engine at full chat sounds like a 54portable vacuum cleaner. Plus, every time you let off the gas, the car cracks and popples like most rotaries. If you add the Dunlop disc brakes on the mix, you have classic car that doesn't drive like one. It drives like a car from more recent times. Most classics need to be babied because of their awful stopping capabilities, slow and peculiar gear changes and wobbly handling. The Ro80 is simply a better engineered car than plenty of its contemporary competitors.

Unique Fuchs rims
  In the looks department, the Ro is quite a love-it-or-hate-it car. The front always appeared handsome in my eyes. The rounded grill and headlamp covers, combined with the curvy front give the impression of a moving car, even while static. The wide track and the front flowing underside also compliment the car's unique design. There's this unbroken line that goes around the body, serving as the meeting point of the top and bottom half. The roof is bubble-like because it's lacking any right angles. It surely does resemble a car shaped by the wind, something that even automobiles of recent years seem to have skipped. But back in '67, most cars were either designed with the soul or by a five year old. This rounded roofline is a design feature that was adopted by Audi from the 80's and is still used today if you pay attention to the sedans. All of the generations of the A4, A6, etc. can trace their trademark appearance back to the Ro80. The only part that seems out of place is the car's rear, but we'll let that slide. And how could you forget these, unique to the Ro, optional Fuchs wheels. They're quite close to the look of the Fuchs found on probably half the Porsches in existence.  

Roomy cockpit is quite convenient 
 The interior is monumentally roomy for a sedan. The floor is totally flat, meaning that you can play musical chairs with your co-driver, if the trip's getting tedious. Amenities are few but how many do you really need? You have an original radio, A wing-mirror, a sunroof, a tray under the glovebox for extra storage and a cigarette lighter featuring a Zippo representation. The car we drove came with the black cloth interior. Though, since we have time-travelled back to the 60's, the seats are bouncy and wide,  not like today when you wonder if they've remembered to put any padding. The rear passengers also enjoy the luxury of comfortable seats and plenty of legroom to stretch out. A practical, family-friendly classic then.

The Ro in its natural
habitat: modernity
  In conclusion, there's absolutely no car like the NSU Ro80. It has no predecessor and no successor. It's a car that I didn't pay attention to before and now I dream of owning one. With only a little more that 37,000 cars produced by the end of its ten year run, it's a classic you basically never see on the road. The Wankel is an incredible concept of an engine, with an unparalleled sound and power delivery. Just the fact that the car has to be revved out to work properly is already a win in my book. The brakes are so confidence inspiring that you forget you're in a car designed in '67. This semi-
automatic gearbox is incredibly pleasant and simple to operate that I wonder why we don't see more of them. The seats are comfy and the visibility is so excellent that I almost mistook the Ro for a fish bowl. I love its aerodynamic shape, especially from the front. I honestly think that the Ro80 could've stayed in production for ten extra years and it wouldn't have seemed at all dated. The Fuchs wheels fit the car like a glove. This car is simply one of the greats. It's masterful to combine elegance and innovation in a product that the common man can afford. NSU went out in '77 with a bang, leaving its philosophy to be entirely savoured with this one automobile: the Ro80.
Thanks to Paul for letting me drive the Ro80 and to roam around the garage, checking-out all of this beautifully varied car collection.



"Rolls, we have to go back."

Aviation-inspired 'Vette
If you google ZAZ you might fall
on the french singer before the car

A couple shades of red

Badass Pug and cute Daf















Saturday, September 15, 2018

Euro Land Yachting In An '85 Merc 300TDC (W123)

Street Cred Master
  It's crazy how unpredictable life is. One moment you're walking down the road and next thing you know, a piano falls on your head. Then, you have to sound and look like an accordion for the rest of your life. Or, something awesome happens out of the blue. In our story, the latter is the truth. I had yet to drive a car without the owner by my side, let alone an old car. To be more specific, an '85 Merc 300 TDC (TurboDieselCoupe), black with a beige interior and full of extras. It's from the last year of the legendary W123, a car that is still being used at rugged terrains in Africa. Hats off to Mercedes for designing such a cool, simple and well-engineered car in... 1976. It's kinda sad to know that now Benz is producing cars that'll last only a little bit longer than your phone. But the W123 will still be soldiering on!


Such a beautiful roofline!
  Anyways, I was at the car meet last Sunday. There were few attendants since it was "Bicycle Day" at the CAR meet. I'm just as surprised as you are. However, we still got to check out a couple of E30 320is and a mint  '64 Chevy Corvair Monza Spyder. Just for the anecdote, the Corvair and the Olds Jetfire where the first two production cars to ever have a turbo... in '62. That's around 11 years before the BMW 2002 Turbo from 1973. After getting an eye-opening briefing on the the little quirks of the Corvair by its owner, Thierry (the owner of the Merc and my new car buddy) and I went to investigate his 300TDC, a car I had yet to observe close up. The car is originally from California, its original paint job being a classic West Coast color: Cream White. At some point in its 33 year life, it was repainted black for gangsta presence. Apart from the color change, the car is quite stock and in good nick. The thing that makes this W123 special is that the coupe and sedan were only sold in 300TD guise in North America, making it a rare gem in Europe. The car comes with a beige interior, MB-Tex seats (vinyl perforated seats), automatic air-con, sunroof, fully electric windows, and probably a few more things we can barely call extras in our days. It even has its original Becker cassette deck!


Curvy Rear View
  The way the car  looks just screams Mercedes. It is very well proportioned, has the classic Mercedes plastic/chrome grille, a long flatish hood with the emblem on the edge of it. For me, gazing at the 300TDC from the front and little bit on the side, I didn't think the car was as long as it actually is. It looks kinda stubby, which is not the case. Nevertheless, one of my favourite design details is the curvy rear window. It compliments the car's lines as well as offering you improved visibility. Another feature that you don't see today for safety reasons are the pillarless windows. You end up feeling you're outside, like in a cabrio, while being protected by the roof. So, the best of both worlds, especially when it comes with a sunroof! Of course, who could forget the super quirky, 14 inch "bottle cap" wheels and slatted tail lights. This was during the times when Mercedes still didn't really make properly fast rides. When you bought a Merc, you had enough money that you didn't need to be in a hurry to go anywhere, you got the prestige of the brand, a very sturdy build quality and a properly comfortable ride. And that's all. No gazillion gadgets ready to go kaput in the next five minutes. No sporty suspension. Which is how a real Merc should be. Who really needs buttloads of technology anyways when you have all of these awesome and obsolete design queues and timeless style?


5cyl turbo diesel
  Under the hood lies the Benz's 3lt, 5 cylinder turbo-diesel that'll keep on going forever and ever if you take care of it. For me and for many other people, the 300TD is the best motor you could possibly get in a W123. There was also a 2,8lt 6 cylinder twin-cam with 170-180 hp but didn't come close to the 245 N-m of torque of the turbo diesel. It only has 125hp but who cares! You're  not going to set any lap records around the track or go hardcore canyon carving. This car was made to cruise in the most comfy, effortless (kinda) and reliable way possible. You pop the hood and everything is right in front of you. The turbo lies right next to motor, wearing it with pride. No plastics and other crap hiding the important stuff. And if you wanna spend less money on fuel and save the penguins, after a few mods, you can even run your Benz on veggie oil!
 
Quality over technology







After having studied every single centimeter of the car with Thierry, he offered me to take it for a spin around the parking lot. By the way, I had asked him an hour earlier to drive it on the road and he said no because the Benz's brakes had an issue. Of course, I accepted his offer. Then, Thierry offers to Erik, another buddy, to ride with me. As I mentioned earlier, first time I drive anybody's car by myself. As my passenger sat next to me and the Merc sparks into life, I'm thinking to myself  "Holy Shit! This is happening". As you do when you try out something for the first time... with quite a bit of responsibility added in the mix.  I slam it into "Drive" and the car squats when it takes-off, not because of the mind-bending power figure but because of the suspension. I started by taking a left turn at the first tree and crossed the the four-five row parking lot. Between each row there was asphalt that led to the parking spots, with drains on either side, so it created kind of a speed bump. The Merc crossed each bump without breaking a sweat. It soaked up the bumps as if they were almost not there. Then, I did a 180 turn around one of the trees on the first row. Making sure that all of the space available was used so the Benz a)doesn't turn tight enough and I have to go into reverse and b) I don't scratch/ crash it into the trees. The Benz took the turn no problem, it having a surprisingly quick steering rack for a car of its size. That gave me more confidence to make an improv slalom track of the parking lot.  The Merc leaned from side to side as it took the tight turns between the trees, its suspension creaking. Meanwhile, the radio is playing, out of coincidence, the most appropriate song for the right moment: "Hold The Line" from Toto. What a perfect moment: doing slaloms in an '85, black Merc coupe, while listening to a period correct song, one of the soundtracks from GTA San Andreas, a game where you do crazy random stuff. And you best believe that Erik and I were both  doing stupid activities and giggling our ears off like little kids!


Legendary bottle cap wheels
The good thing with a slalom is that you get a feel for the handling of a car without going too fast. I think the max speed I went was around 30-40 kph. The W123 300TDC is an incredible classic car. It has the aura of a REAL Merc, all the cool design features and the right amount of amenities to make you wanna drive it all the time. And the car will keep on going because it's probably the most well designed and reliable car the Three Pointed Star has ever built. The "clack" of the doors is like closing a vault. As for how it drives, it is wafty like almost any old Benz but very agile for it's size. The fact that it leans so much while taking the turn and it still gripping is what makes this car so fun to throw around. The 5cyl turbo-diesel has the right amount of torque for the car not to feel completely sluggish and to give you enough confidence to take the coupe on a long, relaxed journey. The seats are bouncy, comfortable and durable since they're MB-Tex. Another thing that I adored in the Merc was the glasshouse-like visibility, especially with the rear curved window. And since the car is so square, it's quite easy to find the corners of the fenders when you have to park.

North American version better than the Euro one
  In conclusion, after having driven a top of the line W123 coupe, I can't even imagine how sluggish the N/A diesel or the smaller engined ones must feel. The 300TD is the perfect motor for the car and its weight, because with all the other engine options, you won't get the degree of relaxation you get with this one. Also, I prefer the coupe over the sedan (which looks like a taxi) and the wagon (which reminds me of the Peugeot 504). Its roofline is beautifully flowing and you can drive with all the windows down while having lots of open space. Up until now, I have been in E46 M3s drifting up the mountains, 383 Chevy Novas doing crazy burnouts and Jeep Scramblers on three wheels. But I've yet to have as much fun as doing slaloms, in a parking lot, in a 300TDC going 30-40 kph and ME driving the car. My fellow readers, slow car car hooning is the funnest activity and I highly recommend you give it a try!

Much thanks to Thierry who only knew me for two weeks before letting me drive this beautiful Benzo. And for giving me loads of happiness on the way!   















Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Sweet Driving Songs Ep. 6: Miles Davis' "The Doo-Bop Song"

In our world of digitally constructed music, listening today to songs with freakin' MUSIC INSTRUMENTS will not take you very far with most people. However, if ya wanna trick them to listen to jazz without them complaining, Miles Davis got your back. A little bit before his death in 1991, Miles got together with rapper-producer Easy Mo Bee to revolutionize jazz for one last time. The result was "Doo-Bop". Miles would improvise on his trumpet while ESB would produce the proper, old-school hip-hop beats with a bit of his rapping sprinkled on a few songs. The result was, in my eyes, one of the most unique hip-hop albums ever made. Even if you never see it in the hip-hop polls, it's a hidden gem of a record. Here, you have the Picasso equivalent of jazz playing with a guy who produced records for Biggie Smalls and 2pac. So, you know it's quality music. "The Doo-Bop Song", as its title suggests, is quite representative of their project which is why you should give it a shot. Trust me: it's good stuff!


Just in case you ever questioned Miles' car taste






Sunday, August 5, 2018

Oldtimerfarm Adventures: A Farm You'd Love To Live In

My fellow readers, lets be honest for a second: farms aren't exactly the most enjoyable, let alone the most fragrant places in the world. They're either quite industrial, especially those ones filled with chickens in every millimeter of the buildings, or traditional and low key. However, if you ever visit Belgium and want to check out a farm to make your jaw drop or even spend a few thousand bucks on some toys, "Oldtimerfarm" is the place for you. Why's that? Oh, nothing much except that the animals are replaced with around 350 CLASSIC cars. This is the car guy equivalent of Garfield going to munch in the food court and deciding to stay there forever and ever, trying out every single car in the lot and feel like Jay Leno for a little bit.


Macho Renault
  "Oldtimerfarm" is located around 70 km away from Brussels. But if you're staying in the more southern part of the country, don't fret because Belgium is more or less the size of a toy car mat. So, in probably three hours tops, you're there from the furthest part of the country. The compounds of this antiques megastore is separated in three enormous, interconnected warehouses with a workshop hiding somewhere inside. As we entered the parking lot, there was already a quite uncommon vehicle in sight: a Renault R2087, also known as "The French Unimog", that was used by the French Army. When compared to the civilian equivalent, this baby came with four-wheel-drive, as well as superior ground clearance. It's even equipped with an axe in case you have to cut trees or decapitate someone in the battlefield, zombie-killa style. Probably one of the most robust and capable Renaults ever built.

Room n.1 (a)
  When you set foot inside the warehouse though, the atmosphere is a little different. In the entrance, you'll notice a few old Landies, as well as a Belgian rip-off of the same rig, from the company "Minerva". However, if you walk straight ahead, you'll enter a gigantic room, containing around 80-100 cars. Right by the door, there's a Maserati-powered Citroen SM, with a Citroen DS "Chapron" cabriolet sitting next to it. Probably the best thing about a DS cabrio is the ride. I was trying to imagine how it would feel, floating over any imperfection on the road, while resting on probably the most comfortable-looking seats in any automobile...with the wind in your hair. The rest of the room is separated in three main parts. On your right, you'll notice a few Alfas (Guilias, GTVs and a couple Montreals), Mercs (mostly SLs) and Porsches (mostly 993s). In the center double row, they have various English cars, such as Jags (XK120/150), Austin Healeys (3000, 2000 and a Healy based kit car, the "Jamaican"). Finally, on your left, you see quite a few 60's/70's 911s and a few 356s. There's even a Delorean.

Look at how small it is!
  One car that really caught my eye was on the left corner of this large room. Next to a vintage sports bike, I think, was an Abarth 1000 Zagato, a very rare jem. It’s a little lower than the motorbike, a testament to how small the car is. The roof has a couple of bubbles for more headroom. The “trunk” *(where the engine is located) also has a gaping bulge. To finish off, in classic Italian style, the 1000 has magnificently flowing and unbroken lines for 50s-60s aerodynamic purposes. This beauty could be yours for only 75k… bargain! A couple of other honorable mentions of awesome cars in the first part are a 600hp, gutted and aggressive  Ford Sierra RS Cosworth with a reduced asking price of only 20k (which I think is an awesome price). The second is a 70’s 911 with 935 bodykit and 610hp, turbo flat-six with the tallest functional spoiler/air intake I’ve ever seen on a road car, as well as its incredibly fat rear tires. Moving on!
  
Art Deco Rides
  The second part of this heavenly dungeon included lots of Art Deco American cars, muscle cars, people’s cars (such as a 2CV, a Fiat 500, a VW T1 Bus,..) and European ones preparing for sale. The old US rides were awe inspiring. There were a few woodies, making you reflect upon its probably troublesome maintenance. The dashes and the grilles were always filled with plenty of chrome, in different shapes, sizes and shades. Every single part of these Chevys, Pachards, De Sotos, etc was either metal or glass, but rarely plastic. People sure liked pretty cars in the old times and they got them! From the Euro side, you had a few Fiat 500 wagons, at white/blue VW T1 and even a turbo Merc 190E Cossie. A further away, you’ll see a Martini Delta Integrale, a 911 police car (most expensive cop car ever), a 911 GT2, you get the picture… crazy cars!
  
The exclusive cars room and Vadim
 To finish our little tour of this house of awesomeness, we went to the third and final part of the warehouse. It was the “exclusive” (expensive) car corner of Oldtimerfarm. It stored Ferraris (575, 612, Testarossa,..) in quite a large variety of colours. With the Fezzas next to one another, you have a jaw dropping “palette” of quality paint jobs. Of course, there were a few Lambos (Diablo, Countach, …) and few more supercars that I can recall. Among ALL of these pieces of machinery of extraordinary beauty, right in the center of the room, is a 2CV. However, it’s not any 2CV. It’s a Safari version, which means that, Citroen being Citroen, put TWO engines in it. Instead of a trunk, you have an engine and a fan. It’s super quirky BUT it costs 115k… for a 2CV. How about an Integrale with low miles and a rare shade of blue? Only 110k, sir. How about an E30 M3 Evo? Pfff, forget it!
   In conclusion, I have to say that Oldtimerfarm is THE place to go if you visit Belgium. I got to see buttloads of classic cars, take my time to observe them and even check out rare rides for the first time in the flesh. It was an extremely refreshing experience and I highly recommend it!
  
 *A few ways to call the engine compartment when found at the rear of a car. A word similar to "frunk" (front-trunk). Here's a very probable phrase in which this word will be used:

"Hey man! Why don't you pop the...":
 "trood" (trunk-hood)
                                                             
 "hunk" (hood-trunk)
                                                             
 "hack" (hood-back)
                                                              
"hoock" (hood-back)
                                                              
"bonnack" (bonnet-back)
                                                             
 "babon" (back-bonnet)
                                                              
"mobabox" (motor-back-box)
                                                             
 "baboxine" (back-box-engine)
                                                              
"trunkbon" (trunk-bonnet)
                                                              
"kolaraki" (just a word I invented) ;)






Room n.1 (b)
Survival Tools
Simple and rugged


Gotta love the SM



The Jetsons' ride, if they were french

Super clean Mini

Cool side mirror assembly


Air Grabber!

I love the Delorean's stainless steel shine

The "Jamaican", the 3000 and the MGB

Sexy Austin-Healy

Jaaaaag XK150 

Psycho RS

The perfect lunchtable

Sweet 911

Whale Tale

Dat Dish, Tho

The ridiculousness of this wing make it uber cool

Meyers Manx SR

"Everybody's gone surfin, surfin USA"

Imagine driving your kids around in this instead of an XC90

What a magnificent dash!

Real Woodie

Amazing grille


The steroids did their work!

I really, really want one

'Vette Duo

Double Kombi


The craziest 2CV ever

Rear engine fan
Or do I want this one?


How the E30 was turned to the M3